The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Baboo
It's not even noon yet, and already the day has consisted primarily of the following:
"Baboo, stop eating the suitcase."
"Baboo, stop eating the blankets."
"Baboo, I told you to stop eating the suitcase."
"Baboo, stop eating my slippers."
"Baboo, stop eating the accordian folder."
"Baboo, stop eating the wicker garbage basket."
"Not the computer cables, Baboo! Don't eat the computer cables!"
"OW!! Baboo, that was my foot! Don't eat my foot!"
"I swear to God, Baboo, if you try eating that suitcase one more time, you're becoming my next pair of slippers!"
Today's Lesson: Rabbits, like billygoats, will eat anything. Even their owners.
posted by Phillip at 8:45 AM
